Wednesday, March 31, 2010

What Becomes of the Broken-Hearted Ryan Without Didi?

Look - we knew it wasn't going to be Teflon Tim even though he appears to have taken up permanent residence in the Stools of Abject Rejection. However, he is sure to lose his lease soon. Given that he seems untouchable for the moment, Didi (Benami - not to be confused with Diddy Dirty Money) was a logical choice to go on merit.

For all of those who have been predicting the demise of Idol, when have they ever seen Usher and Diddy (Dirty Money not Benami) on the same show that wasn't an awards show? Usher appears to have left his best days behind him and Diddy (Dirty Money) might want to consider getting diet advice from Ruben Studdard before he goes back to being Puffy. Still, that's pretty impressive when the big guns come on Idol to promote themselves.

At least now the nightmare that was Ryan's Didi-crush is over. Sadly, the nightmare of Tim mangling the Holy Grail of Lennon and McCartney lies ahead of us. Give me strength.

2 comments:

Deeawndruh said...

Wow thanks Dad for ruining my week with the mere thought of Tim murdering the sacred Lennon-McCartney catalogue. Couldn't you have let me live in ignorant bliss for just a few days???!!!

YOUR MOM said...

everything went accordingly as I saw it.
I am still plugging for 1/2 hour. HALF OF THE SHOW ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT'S IS NOTHING BUT DULL DIALOGUE, PLUGS AND ADS.